[noseman]

C'mon guyz, you can do better than this!

Seems like everybody's rendering... wow it's so quiet here!

[jdp]

glad to help...

[JDHill]

...we can't...

[JDHill]

...provide you...

[JDHill]

...with a date...

[JDHill]

...but we do supply...

[JDHill]

...the best darn bait...

[JDHill]

[Miles]

50 to go, now.

[aitraaz]

*art is beautiful, artist must be beautiful*

"I brush my hair with a metal brush held in my right hand and simultaneously comb my hair with a metal comb held in my left hand. While so doing, I continuously repeat 'Art must be beautiful', 'Artist must be beautiful', until I have destroyed my hair and face."

[jleckron]

JDHill - Man, do I love those old BurmaShave roadside ads... I wish they were still around

"The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave"

[jleckron]

My cheek
Says she
Feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! Says he
That's mine you're pattin'
Burma-Shave

[jleckron]

The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave

[jleckron]

She put
A bullet
Thru his hat
But he's had
Closer shaves than that
Burma-Shave

[jleckron]

This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave