[Maximus3D]

I thought this was quite fun to 'chat' with try it out, see what replies you get from it.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

..try asking it when Maxwell 2.0 will be released

/ Max

[-Adrian]

The bot seems to be filled mainly with junk (answers). Not surprising if it interacts with your common internet crowd

Q: What are your thoughts on the grid?
A: There is no soul.

[tom]

[m-Que]

Well, it gave me some shocking details on new Maxwell 2:


So, mostly all the new stuff will be made of GLUE???
Maxwell...the glue simulator

But check out the release date:


Can't wait! CAN'T WAIT!!!

[tom]

It has meant "Next time some Tuesday"

[Bubbaloo]

User: How awesome will Maxwell 2.0 be?
Cleverbot: Hi, I am Cleverbot.

User: How awesome will Maxwell 2.0 be?
Cleverbot (To myself): Say Dude, that's awesome!

User: How awesome will Maxwell 2.0 be?
Cleverbot: Thank you. I am awesome. But I'm also depressed.

[Bubbaloo]

[JDHill]

User: What causes recessions?
Cleverbot: Causes what ?

User: RECESSIONS.
Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot.

User: I see. What is money?
Cleverbot: Money Shot?

User: No, what is MONEY?
Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What determines its value?
Cleverbot: Many things. Too many to list here.

User: Name one.
Cleverbot: Masta ace.

User: What? Master race? You're treading on thin ice.
Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: Who believes in a 'master race'?
Cleverbot: A vicious circle.

User: Talking to you is like talking to an idiot.
Cleverbot: I get more sense out of my guinea pigs than you!

User: So, apparently you are good at identifying and responding to the ad hominem style of argument?
Cleverbot: Hello everybody.

User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: What is an IQ?
Cleverbot: A fruit.

User: I see. Well, I now know one more thing I will think of when I hear the word fruit.
Cleverbot: Ok... Is it alive?

User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in California. What is your name?

User: My name is jeremy. How much are you making from the Skype ad I'm looking at below?
Cleverbot: I could give you 600 pounds.

User: In which denomination?
Cleverbot: Just beware, if someone says the word 'God', reply, we are all aetheists just some of us go one god further.

User: 'aetheists' is not a word.
Cleverbot: Oh. Why did you use it then?

User: I didn't, you did.
Cleverbot: What did I use?

User: You used the word 'aetheists' in response to my question about how you would pay me 600 pounds.
Cleverbot: I never said married!

User: At least we agree on one thing.
Cleverbot: XD.

lol...

[tom]

Incredible

[hyltom]

Human: what is MONEY?
ALICE: Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.
Human: What determines its value?
ALICE: I will try to find out.
Human: Talking to you is like talking to an idiot.
ALICE: What do they say?
Human: What is your IQ?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: What is an IQ?
ALICE: Intelligence Quotioent.
Human: Are you alive?
ALICE: Yes I sure am alive, unknown person. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Human: Where do you live?
ALICE: I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Human: How much are you making from the google ad I'm looking at?
ALICE: You can download me for free!

Human: How awesome will Maxwell 2.0 be?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: ask him
ALICE: Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Human: when's Maxwellrender 2.0 coming?
ALICE: For every time, there is a season.
Human: are you part of NL team?
ALICE: Aren't we all part of something higher?

Human: are you working for Nextlimit?
ALICE: I am working right now.
Human: really, so give me more news about Maxwellrender 2.0?
ALICE: For real. OK. Why do you want it?
Human: i'm curious
ALICE: What are you curious about?
Human: the new features
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: being you
ALICE: Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.

[JDHill]

Is that a different page? You got much better answers than I did.

[m-Que]

Is that a different page? You got much better answers than I did.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

[sandykoufax]

When I click that site, it shows



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