Want a good laugh while Rome burns?
My Scorpio Horoscope on Facebook literally ten minutes ago:
Today is the Winter Solstice, a day on which astronomical factors make it appear as if the Sun is moving north again, increasing the length of days (in the Northern Hemisphere). It's also the first day of Winter, and means something special for each sign. For you, Scorp...io, this is the time of year during which you like to be out and about, or, at the very least, enjoy sitting on the phone with friends. That energy will be prominent during the year, but mostly, the year will concentrate on career and reputation. It seems that you will be very heavily occupied with advancing yourself, but after June begins, there will be an emphasis on fun. You may even be facing a challenge to your authority today, but you don't need to respond in kind, according to today's planets, the challenger will undo themselves soon enough, because your victory is assured.
Yes Master!

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