[Bubbaloo]

Well I guess that's, in fact, that.

(Hockey's kinda like soccer.)

[JCAddy]

Well I guess that's, in fact, that.

(Hockey's kinda like soccer.)

Like soccer?! You're out of your mind.

[Bubbaloo]

You're out of your mind.

Maybe so, but at least I'm not an un-American sissy-girl that doesn't like football.

Any one football player could kick any two hockey, soccer, badminton, (and whatever the hell else sissy sports you like), players' asses.

Sorry, it's a late night at work. I've been sitting in front of a computer for 15 hours now...

[JCAddy]

ANY ONE FOOTBALL PLAYER.....

So, the kicker of any team in football could kick a hockey players arse?

[Bubbaloo]

Even little Jimmy Stevens, the kicker from OU. Easily.

[Renato Lemus]

ANY ONE FOOTBALL PLAYER.....

So, the kicker of any team in football could kick a hockey players arse?

Maybe, but I bet Chuck Norris can...

[Bubbaloo]

Chuck Norris plays football. In fact, one time Chuck Norris kicked a field goal from the opponents' goal line. He also plays quarterback and receiver at the same time. He throws it, runs down the field and catches his own passes.

[JDHill]

...one time Chuck Norris kicked a field goal from the opponents' goal line.

Actually, that was his body-double. When Chuck Norris once kicked a field goal, it caused his team to have won the game before kickoff even happened, since the ball orbited the Earth several thousand times before finally sailing through the uprights (where do you think Superman got the idea from?). This was a difficult situation for the referees to deal with, and so Chuck was barred from kicking in the future. When asked about the decision, he said he did not mind because he thought field goal kickers were 'pansies'.

[Bubbaloo]

When Chuck Norris plays offense, he sends the other guys on his team over to help the defense. He still scores every time... easily.

[-Adrian]

What what what!

What's going on here!?