- Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:25 pm
#284476
People don't realize how significant this election is. Everything will be different now. Hope and Change have prevailed. We'll all pay lower taxes, we'll be out of Iraq in a month, the world will love and cherish America, and there will be peace, prosperity and jobs for every American. Plus, Obama is going to walk across water for show every once in awhile, you don't want to miss it. The stock market has already risen just tons in the couple of days he's been president-elect.
Listen, if there's one thing you can count on, it's Presidents adhering to every campaign promise they make. They never backslide and qualify and end up reversing virtually everything they said to get you to vote for them. I mean, if all the feel good promises didn't mean anything, then you'd have to elect your president based on other things, like what he'd do when all the marketing soundbites and catchphrases had ceased; when all the best laid plans of men falter and fade. Then you'd be looking for a man who you knew, no matter what went down, you could count on to love and sacrifice himself for his country; whose interest wasn't being president, but being president so he could help his country. And believe me, people who truly have a lifetime of service as patriots to draw upon, and take no greater pride than in continuing that service, are really, really hard to find.
So fortunately we won't have to worry about that. And Obama can trade in his pretend Presidential Seal campaign logo for the real one! And his pretend Air Force One plane for the real one! In fact, he's done so much pretending to be President by now, how can you say he's not ready to do the real thing? Well, you can't. Not anymore, anyway.
Plus - and tell me this isn't a bonus - Joe Biden is now "one heartbeat away from the Presidency." Talk about a win-win. People sleep better at night just knowing that.
I sure wish Mr. Winston Churchill, who said the greatest argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter, were alive so he could see just how very, very wrong he was. People aren't ignorant anymore; people are smart and informed now and they make smart choices. They deserve what they get.
You know, unless they have money in real estate or the stock market, in which case, they just lost 40% of their stock value and are going to take it in the ass on Capital Gains. But Obama promised change... See? He delivers.
_Mike
Listen, if there's one thing you can count on, it's Presidents adhering to every campaign promise they make. They never backslide and qualify and end up reversing virtually everything they said to get you to vote for them. I mean, if all the feel good promises didn't mean anything, then you'd have to elect your president based on other things, like what he'd do when all the marketing soundbites and catchphrases had ceased; when all the best laid plans of men falter and fade. Then you'd be looking for a man who you knew, no matter what went down, you could count on to love and sacrifice himself for his country; whose interest wasn't being president, but being president so he could help his country. And believe me, people who truly have a lifetime of service as patriots to draw upon, and take no greater pride than in continuing that service, are really, really hard to find.
So fortunately we won't have to worry about that. And Obama can trade in his pretend Presidential Seal campaign logo for the real one! And his pretend Air Force One plane for the real one! In fact, he's done so much pretending to be President by now, how can you say he's not ready to do the real thing? Well, you can't. Not anymore, anyway.
Plus - and tell me this isn't a bonus - Joe Biden is now "one heartbeat away from the Presidency." Talk about a win-win. People sleep better at night just knowing that.
I sure wish Mr. Winston Churchill, who said the greatest argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter, were alive so he could see just how very, very wrong he was. People aren't ignorant anymore; people are smart and informed now and they make smart choices. They deserve what they get.
You know, unless they have money in real estate or the stock market, in which case, they just lost 40% of their stock value and are going to take it in the ass on Capital Gains. But Obama promised change... See? He delivers.
_Mike



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