[m-Que]

[yolk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi..my cat can type did you know?
You: look:
You: askdjfhlliureasgfd
You: awesome isn't it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[w i l l]

That's pretty funny.

[yolk]

my favorite:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mom?
Stranger: get to bed you little shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



(that one isn't mine)

[yolk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i am naked
You: me too!
Stranger: NAKED PARTY!
You: let's DANCE!
Stranger: my dick swings left and right
You: my boobs bounce up and down
Stranger: you look HOT!
You: fuck! i'm so fat i have man-boobs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bubbaloo]

You ruined that guy's day!

[ivox3]

I think in most of these conversations, ... Stranger = Yolk and You = Bubba and vice versa .... and you guys just don't know it.

[yolk]

chuckle

[jc4d]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: you work for nextlimit?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[yolk]

coffee squirting out of my nose

[rusteberg]

it's like crack for procrastination.....

[tom]

it was me, damn!

[yolk]

two other convos i had were accepted by zomegle

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, want to have sex?
You: yes!
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 26, busty female, boston..now do you believe that sport?
Stranger: hardly.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i like horses
Stranger: I don't
You: do you like boobs?
Stranger: Once, a horse bit my hand ;___;
Stranger: Sure I do.
You: well i like horses more
You have disconnected.

[yolk]

You: let's play a game
with movie titles and movie stars
you say: snakes on a plane, i go:snake plissken, you go: carpenter, i go: dark star...and so on
Stranger: ok
You: great! u start
Stranger: chocolate bar
You: is that movie title? a porn movie?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i guess he won

[sandykoufax]

Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: are you yolk?
You: or bubba?
You: hello?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bubba
Stranger: bubbabye
You: are you bubba?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh yeah, he seem's not bubba.