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Stranger: Do you have a penis or a vagina?
You: niether
Stranger: impossible
You: you should see it
Stranger: what does it look like down there?
You: its a bitch to clean, ill tell you that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
You: lot of people looking to get off from this thing..... shame
Stranger: annoying, eh?
You: extremely
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry then

You: I am Batman.
You: Impressive, huh?
You: Makes you seem pretty boring, no?
You: So far, I'm right...
You: Echo... echo... echo...
Stranger: ya im no not a fan of DC
Stranger: more of a Marvel Man
You: Yeah, I hate Washington DC too. Too much crime.
You: And that's just the politicians.
You: Batman has a sense of humor!
You: Maybe I'm really the Joker...
You: There's no way you can really know I guess.
You: You just have to take my word for it.
You: This is really turning into a party, huh?
You: Huh?
You: Oh, yeah.
You: Par-tay!
You: Let the good times roll.
You: Dude! Guess what!
You: ...
You: Why don't you just disconnect? Instead of stringing me along. Takin me for a ride...
You: That's so typical of you.
You: I feel like I just don't know you anymore.
You: What happened to us?
You: We never even talk anymore.
You: What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment?!?!
You: Ok, that's it. I'm breaking it off.
You: Don't call me.
You have disconnected.

this is way too funny - first chat:

Stranger: hej
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Kansas, you?
Stranger: sweden
You: is that in America?
Stranger: no, in europe
You: just kidding...
You: I was there about 20 years ago
You: during winter
Stranger: ok, was it cold?
You: yes
You: dusk all the time
Stranger: ok. age?
You: 45, you? M/F?
Stranger: 14 f
Stranger: f or m?
You: M, and I'm sorry, I'd rather talk with someone more my age... have a good day
Stranger: bye mf

Does "mf" mean the same in Sweden as it does in America?

My Friend... or...

You just got cussed out by a 14 year old girl!



My side hurts ....

I'm good at this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi you wann cyber wit me? ^___^
You: cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Not his / her type?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: Dude, old, fat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: where're you from?
Stranger: china
You: the little island below australia?
Stranger: no it's in asia
You: never heard of china..sorry
Stranger: actually china is a big country
Stranger: with the largest population
You: well it can't be THAT big if i never heard of it!
You: you're making fun of me!
Stranger: no it's true
You: i hate it when i get lied at! bye!
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: so...
You: ???
You: any strangers out there???
You: ...
You: the thing's probably broken
7 minutes later
Stranger: gotta go. bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Good times...

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1:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again.
You: Doesn’t that make this moment special?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ping
Stranger: Pong
You: Ping
Stranger: Pong.
You: damn, I missed.
You: Good game!