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300
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:42 pm
by Pietro Spampatti
some apple technologies under
http://300themovie.warnerbros.com/
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/hd/
most interesting
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/feature5/
editing 3D
Maya, Xsi and Lightwave
editing 2D
Shake, Inferno, Fusion and Combustion
Final Cut Pro and quicktime
P.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:08 pm
by sandykoufax
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:26 pm
by Leonardo
I want to see the movie so bad... but I'm broke
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:10 pm
by ivox3
Pick a theatre Leo .....
2 Tickets at the gate ......
AMC Cocowalk 16
3015 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove, FL 33133
AMC Sunset Place 24
5701 Sunset Dr., South Miami, FL 33143
Le Jeune Cinema 6
782 NW Le Jeune Rd., Miami, FL 33126
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:00 pm
by Leonardo
If I had to pick...
AMC Sunset Place 24
5701 Sunset Dr., South Miami, FL 33143
... but I couldn't accept your money Ivox, So I'm just gonna have to wait a year and a half to see it in Netflix
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:23 pm
by ivox3
It's a free gift card I'm not using.
PM the address !
Signature required ..... a business address would be best.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:37 pm
by Leonardo
ivox3 wrote:It's a free gift card I'm not using.
PM the address !
Signature required ..... a business address would be best.
is this a Nigerian Scam too?
http://www.maxwellrender.com/forum/view ... hp?t=21904
I'll PM
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:40 pm
by ivox3
yeah ......do you care?
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:41 pm
by Leonardo
ivox3 wrote:yeah ......do you care?
you're not getting a penny from a broke men
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:43 pm
by Hervé
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:45 pm
by ivox3
Leonardo wrote:ivox3 wrote:yeah ......do you care?
you're not getting a penny from a broke men
I'll settle for your soul.
Hi Hervé.... how bout we quit working and check out a matinee ?
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:46 pm
by ivox3
Leo ....... 2 days on that. ....be looking for it.
should be good for the weekend ...
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:57 pm
by Leonardo
ivox3 wrote:Leonardo wrote:ivox3 wrote:yeah ......do you care?
you're not getting a penny from a broke men
I'll settle for your soul.
is that all? I though, you were gonna ask for my first born... Lucky me
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:01 pm
by ivox3
I think you have me confused with a guy called Rumplestiltsken .....
....that was his gig.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:42 pm
by Leonardo
I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.
It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES
Who gives a **** if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.
Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)
These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.
Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.
Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.
Lifted it from another forum, don't know where its from