[michaelplogue]

Although I'm an athiest, I've always keep an open mind and am very respectfull towards the beliefs that people hold regarding religion.

Then, you see something like this, and you are left speechless .......

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

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[ivox3]

The Onion, ....heh, ....that says it all, .....but I like that idea they've got going.

It's nice to know that if you accidentally fall off a building/bridge/cliff ......that it's not gravity, .....but the very Hand of God driving you to a very certain death. LOL ......at least your certain He'll be around when you cut out.


You'll be right in his hand ! !

[b-kandor]

Funny - I have enjoyed the Onion for years - but just to make sure everyone knows - this is a satirical newspaper where anything you read may or may not be completely fabricated.

Once they had an article about 'straw' space shuttles made out of... straw. Apprently the prototypes worked 'flawlessly' but when they ignited the engines on the launch pad the whole thing just 'burst into flames' 'we have no idea what happened'


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50100

[Miles]

Don't forget to sign the petition
http://www.geocities.com/intelligentfal ... lling.html

[ivox3]

May as well jump over here next.

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublons ... ociety.htm

[michaelplogue]

May as well jump over here next.

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublons ... ociety.htm

"-After spending over sixteen million dollars and using over 48 thousand yards of industrial strength strapping tape, we of the Flat Earth Society were able to construct an enormously powerful neurotransmitter that can implant suggestions directly into the brains of the nearby non-Flat Earthers. Having set it up just outside of the Russian Antarctic exploration post (Vostok), we are awaiting word that all three scientists and 174 penguins have been shown the light."

[ivox3]

What's so funny ! ......

[thxraph]

thanks guys, i had good time

[RonB]

Well, don't worry cause we in the U.S. have the idiot Bush to tell us what is scientific truth or not...

[ivox3]

Well, don't worry cause we in the U.S. have the idiot Bush to tell us what is scientific truth or not...

WRONG ! ......... Al Gore is cheif scientist around here. He did invent the internet, ...so he must be pretty smart.

[thxraph]

Well, don't worry cause we in the U.S. have the idiot Bush to tell us what is scientific truth or not...

WRONG ! ......... Al Gore is cheif scientist around here. He did invent the internet, ...so he must be pretty smart.

smartness is a very relative abstractive thing in america you know
you can be considerated as smart because you know how to locate italia, spain or sweden on an earthmap...so... in the same time you can thing that they still not have electricity or even water at home

thxraph, who will need to be paid very expensive to move to USA (i mean very, very, very hehe)...such a brainless president...dangerous guy

[markps]

This onion is a riot... It beats Saturday Night Life with the best fake news I've seen.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49850
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47977